Wellie

1. A plastic boot worn by children and farmers to prevent waterlogged feet.

2. The greatest school known to mankind. Also fantastic sporting arena.

1. Eee-by-gum My wellies have come off in the quagmire.

2. Next match is against Wellie. Nice knowing you lads...

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old bastard

Someone who is past their time is often described as an "old bastard".

`That Tony Bond is shite at football the fuckin "Old Bastard" pah.

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sandwich

Noun. A can of beer. Used especially on summer rafting trips down the Colorado river in the Grand Canyon, where it is hotter than hell.

Man it's hot. Toss me another sandwich.

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vette

A Shortened form of the American "Corvette". Apparently it was meant to be a sports car.

"Dang, man, ma Vette won't start!"

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froteurism

to rub your genitalia onto unsuspecting people or objects.

the man loved to dabble with froteurism whilst commuting to work.

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dvdato

a sexual act involving an innocent lady and seven guys. double vaginal, double anal and triple oral penetration. exceedingly hard to pull off.

oh man i need some dvdato right now!

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