Porter

A man with a substantial amount of bad luck, typically with money, women and the penile gene.

I feel bad for Tyler, he has no luck with the ladies, has a small wiener and can't even afford to pay attention...There's no doubt he's a porter.

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liznick

Someone who likes to wear shirts that are either too small or too short.

Omg, you see brads shirt ? He's being a total Liznick