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This guy is quite literally one of the best people you will ever meet in your life. He has a great sense of humor and will laugh with you for hours. There is a specific amount of people that he cares about and if you are one of those people, he makes you feel very special. Not only does he have the best personality but he is one of those "really attractive without even trying" people. He is really sexy! But also cuddly and cute.
I'm sure you can be as lucky as i am and meet a Porter.
Girl 1: Oh, i just got the most amazing message from Porter
Girl 2: You're friends with a Porter?!
Girl 1: Yeah! Aren't Porters just the best?
Girl 2: They're hot too!
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a sexy, smart, nice person, who is a non stop party goer, who has many friends, who laughs a lot, is always happy, and makes a lot of jokes.
That girl is smart and sexy she must be a Porter.
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A helpful, generous, all around nice person (generous, helpful coming from a porter - helper in a hotel)
a great friend and the person to hang with
wow I wish i was good friends with that Porter!
He is such a Porter! I should spend more time with him.
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–verb
To be Porter'ed
Having the night of your life with someone that you have feelings for but who makes it abundantly clear that nothing will ever happen.
Why is she crying in her dorm room?
She just got Porter'ed
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A literal angel who I love with all my heart. They make everyone so happy and make this world so bright and amazing! Anyone that has them in their life is so lucky! They are so wonderful.
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Porter, v.
The act of vomiting after a night of excessive drinking. Coined in Liverpool, UK.
Joey: So how was Javier's party last night?
Greg: Good, except that one Asian porter'd all over the place.
Philip: I think that I'm going to porter tonight.
Simone: This one time when I got so drunk, I portered all over the place and got engaged to some guy I was drinking with.
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1) A Porter is someone who doesn't have good WiFi, is short but has a long neck, and lags out mid-game.
2) Porter is also one of the words for the term "Pulling a Porter". Pulling a Porter means one who leaves mid call and mid-game without saying anything.
Example #1
Michael: Hey Ryan you're pretty short ha ha
Ryan: I'm not Porter!
Example #2
Porter: Wanna Play a ga- *leaves mid sentence without saying anything*
Umeko: You there? Hello?
Ryan: LOL PORTER PULLED A PORTER AGAIN
Example #3
Ryan: Hey Porter You Wanna Play
Porter: yEa I WaNnA pLaY (the capitalization and non capitalization text shows how his voice is when its laggy)
Henry: LOL PORTER IS LAGGING
Umeko: HAHAH ITS A ROBOT
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