organism

any living thing, not to be confused with orgasm

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Townie

Uncultured, immature people who have nothing better to do than go out and get smashed at the weekend. Often seen around the town centre wearing track suits or dressed like the town sluts.

Was out on Friday night and as usual there was a whole loada townies around.

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Pencil tip

Another name for a micro-penis. EXTREMELY small penis.

Come over here baby and let me put my pencil tip between those thighs.

My pencil tip wants to dip into your lagoon.

Please don’t pinch my pencil tip, you might rip the whole thing off.

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Gribble

The mixture of cum and shit that pours out of an ass after anal sex

Anna’s gribble spilled on to the bed after we had anal sex.

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wingo

An exclamation made famous by Dale Gribble in the cartoon "King of the Hill." Used to express an unforseen windfall or streak of good fortune.

Wingo! I just won a hot tub!

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World War 2 Online

A massively multiplayer online simulation. Set in half scale Europe (so far only Belgium, Luxembourg, northern France, southern Netherlands, western Germany and south-eastern England have had towns and cities modelled in) in 1940, you can choose to play as Germany, England or France, in their respective Navy, Air Force, or Army.

Every piece of equipment is modelled historically and accurately, meaning no hitpoint vehicles (like in Battlefield 1942... throwing a nade at a Panzer IV doesn't do anything to it, other than alert the driver that you're there). As the campaign goes on, more vehicles are "researched" and introduced into the game whilst playing, such as the Crusader tanks and Spitfire Mk V for England, lend/lease vehicles for France such as the P-38 Lightning and Sherman tank, and the Panzer IVG and Focke-Wulf 190A for Germany.

Check http://www.wwiionline.com for more info

"Damn... I just got bounced by some Run09s in World War 2 Online"

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Leche con pelo

A delicious drink composed of milk and pubic hair that is said to cure Cancer, HIV, and a multitude of other diseases.

Alice was dying from cancer but the Leche con pelo she drank saved her life.

Leche con pelo saved my life and cured my aids.

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