Pencil tip

Another name for a micro-penis. EXTREMELY small penis.

Come over here baby and let me put my pencil tip between those thighs.

My pencil tip wants to dip into your lagoon.

Please don’t pinch my pencil tip, you might rip the whole thing off.

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Gribble

The mixture of cum and shit that pours out of an ass after anal sex

Anna’s gribble spilled on to the bed after we had anal sex.

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wingo

An exclamation made famous by Dale Gribble in the cartoon "King of the Hill." Used to express an unforseen windfall or streak of good fortune.

Wingo! I just won a hot tub!

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gee-tar

yokel version of guitar

"Why I fand ma gee-tar in the at-tick th'other day and there was all these ro-dants insad it, but it still works yeah"

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organism

any living thing, not to be confused with orgasm

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Townie

Uncultured, immature people who have nothing better to do than go out and get smashed at the weekend. Often seen around the town centre wearing track suits or dressed like the town sluts.

Was out on Friday night and as usual there was a whole loada townies around.

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Leche con pelo

A delicious drink composed of milk and pubic hair that is said to cure Cancer, HIV, and a multitude of other diseases.

Alice was dying from cancer but the Leche con pelo she drank saved her life.

Leche con pelo saved my life and cured my aids.

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