Maddie

A kleptomaniac bitch who looks like a hippo with big watermelons taped onto her front. She acts sweet, and then she'll attack. Usually by stealing your things or talking shit about you behind your back. Never trust a Maddie.

Girl1: "What's your name?"
Girl2: "Maddie!"

Girl1: "So that's why I thought you seemed like a bitch!"

Grier

A really nice girl who loves the color pink and Starbucks.

Girl one: is her name Grier?
Girl two: yeah!
Girl one: I could tell

Grier

The best friend anyone could ever have. This girl will stick by you forever and ever. She's an innocent girl who tries to look like she isn't. She's beautiful but doesn't feel it. She's the type of girl to reject a compliment even when she deserves it. She's addicted to a straightening iron! She has a huge roster but the guys only like her for her tits.

Guy: "What's your name?"
Grier: "Grier!"
(Staring down) Guy: "cool..."