blowey joey

Self reciprocated oral sex.

Guy 1: "What did you and Sasha do last night?"
Guy 2:"She left me so I had to give myself a blowey joey."

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Pauling

Pauling or someone who pauled is the act where someone completely and utterly shits all over themselves and everything around them.

Jason:"Did you hear that Harry pauled last night?"

Terry:"Yeah, he's the last person I would expect to be pauling."