smart

code for a girl with a large set of "brains"

<guy1>wow that girl is really smart.
<guy2>yea she has a nice set of "goals" infront of her.
<guy1>i always like a girl with intelligence.
<guy3>do you think she was tutored?

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chitch

Anybody that I am bothered by can be defined as a chitch faced Dawg!!!!

Chitchilogical, Chitchaloid, Chitcharoo, Cha-Chitch

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b&m style

The act of puffing a dong like it was a black and mild.

<DK> What's the difference between a b&m style dong puffer and Matty Mil?

<Matty Mil> Well... b&m style dong puffers puff dong like its a b&m, Being Matty Mil means... you... don't suck dong at all.

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shelf

An ass that utterly defies gravity

<guy1>damn look at the shelf on that one.
<guy2>i know it just... sits up.
<guy1>call schmack we gotta tell him about this one.

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Bil Mil's Law

As of January 1st, 2005...
Bil Mil instated a new policy, and I quote:
"Alright... thats it, from now on, no dick kicking, no dick punching, no dick slapping, NO DICK ANYTHING!"

Doing any of the above will result in a call to Bil Mil and you will suffer the forthcoming consequences.

<Danny Mil> You better get outta here or I'm gonna kick you in the dong.

<DK> Do I have to recite "Bil Mil's Law"?

<Danny Mil> Aww Gheez

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