Textileness

1. Used to describe the nature of a text message so smooth and suave, that it almost resembles a soft piece of clothing

2. Used to describe a phone with buttons or a touch screen so soft, that one can comment on its proximity to articles made with 100% cotton

Oh damn girl, you've got soft skin. Oh shit, I guess it's just your phone's textileness.

Chibrotle

1. A synonym for the popular Mexican restaurant chain, Chipotle, this term is often used when describing a visit to this burrito heaven in the context of a bro-date, a bro-sesh, a bro-out, a bro-hangout, a bro-pigout, or to simply enjoy a hefty brorito and in some cases an equally satisfying browl.

2. Popular destination for bro-chilling sessions, serving broritos, browls, nachos, and guacabrole

Yo. Chibrotle tonight. Hell Yeah, let's round up the guys and go.

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