bad dog

This is when you are doing a woman Doggy style. When you reach the point of climax you pull out and drop the puddle on the bed. Then you take the woman by the hair and rub her face in it saying bad dog, bad dog.

When she made me drop my load on the bed I gave her the bad dog

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crusty muzzle

This is when you are having sex and the woman that is so loud, she wakes up your roommates causing you to take the crusty old jerk-off-rag (SOCK) from under your bed and cram it in her mouth.

Kristen was yelling so loud at the apartment during sex that i had to give her the crusty muzzle so she didn't wake you up.

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Creamy Willy

This is basically the same as a Wet Willy except you do it no handed with your cock while cuming in her ear.

After I crammed it in her cram hole, I pulled out and gave her such Creamy Willy she had to use a box of Q-tips to clean it out.

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scran

Food. Munchies. Eats etc

I'm off to get some scran.

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Nipple Man

Nipple Man is a when some one has 3 or more nipples, there for he is a Nipple Man. If it is the women with extra nipples I'd call Ripleys believe it or not or some freaky porn photo taker person.

"Look Bob has extra Nipples, there for he is a Nipple Man, get the Pitch Forks and torchs."

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ATMing

Common in the Mormon Community.

When a male slides his willy up and down the buttcrack of a female.

Similar to how a card is swiped in a card machine.

“So did you manage to fuck Jessica?”

“No, I’m a Mormon you moron, I’ve been ATMing her tho!”

gay

1. To be/something that is optimistic/happy.

2. A person who is attracted to the same sex.

3. A term commonly used by teenagers to describe something unfortunate--typically a generic insult that is NOT directly homophobic unless the person saying it is in fact homophobic.

1. "We had a gay time at the rally!"

2. "Mom, I'm gay."
"Cleavice, get the holy water!"

3. "Dude, I've been waiting for like an hour for my mom to pick me up!"
"That is so gay!"

Seriously, people. Stop acting like pussies about people using gay as an 'insult'. Teenagers commonly use it as a loose, generic insult to describe something unfortunate--also denoted as "that sucks"--nothing more. It is not homophobic unless the person is homophobic. Get over yourselves.

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