bPhone

A Windows Phone that a Microsoft employee keeps at work specifically for meetings with Steve Ballmer. Often found without any SIM card and no cellular service, they are displayed during "Ballmer meetings" rather than listening to Microsoft's CEO rant about seeing the employee's iPhone, which they use the rest of their lives outside of the meeting.

"Dude, the meeting with Ballmer is in 10 minutes. Be sure to grab your bPhone so we don't have to listen to him scream about Apple for the first half of the meeting."

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