Hamlickered

A point of drunkeness that a straight guy takes two dudes home.

Dude, John got so hamlickered last night.

organic welding

The use of male ejaculate projected onto another persons mouth or eyes, causing them to stick shut .

She experienced some amazing organic welding last night when I blew my load in her eye and she coudln't open them for 3 hours.

Rebound Chaser

Someone who is only interested in someone while they're on the rebound .

Mary: "I broke up with Tyler last week"

Sarah: "I know I saw it on your facebook"

Mary: "well five random guys I met at a party just started messaging me asking me to hangout"

Sarah: "wow, total rebound chaser"