Hamlickered

A point of drunkeness that a straight guy takes two dudes home.

Dude, John got so hamlickered last night.

Rebound Chaser

Someone who is only interested in someone while they're on the rebound .

Mary: "I broke up with Tyler last week"

Sarah: "I know I saw it on your facebook"

Mary: "well five random guys I met at a party just started messaging me asking me to hangout"

Sarah: "wow, total rebound chaser"

organic welding

The use of male ejaculate projected onto another persons mouth or eyes, causing them to stick shut .

She experienced some amazing organic welding last night when I blew my load in her eye and she coudln't open them for 3 hours.