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When you watch Netflix alone, surrounded by food and end up ruing your sheets for a different reason.
"What brings you to Bed, Bath and Beyond today sir?"
"I was just having a netflix and spill ."
"Say no more. Single sized sheets are in the back."
24π 1π
After getting vaccinated you purge the forest from the land so you can finally hit up the old bootycalls.
What are you doing Friday?
Vax n' wax.
Tell John I said hi!
When your vaccine nurse is hot/handsome as hell.
You see the nurse?
Total gave me a Rona Bona.
When someone keeps redirecting or completely change the subject in order to Bitch/complain/make fun of Donald Trump.
"He is just a complete Asshole. I don't understand how any sane thinking person could vote or even support this buffoon. I mean, what has America come too?"
"Uhh... So do you want fries with that or not."
Trump-ed
When someone you had sex with at some point now sits on the complete opposite political spectrum as you.
I can't believe Steve said Stem cells are ghosts of dead sperm. Didn't you date him?
Total Flip Fock
The team you join when you realize you are too fat, lazy and out of shape to be a super-hero and too stupid to be a super-villain.
"The Despicable Bulk. Whore. Can't-Man, Black Man/her, Fat Piggo, and small Dick Fury. Depressengers ASSEMBLE!"
The Newfoundland exclamation to show approval or disapproval depending on the circumstances.
Pronounced "Lord Thundering Jesus" by most.
A versatile phrase in the Newfoundland dictionary that can be used in various ways.
Positive-
Bill: Wheres 'da beers
Frank: Right 'ere b'y
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, 'bout time
Negitive-
Bill pulls into driveway and notices his house has been broken into.
Bill: 'da fuck?
Opens fridge
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, They even took the ever-sweet margarine.
44π 5π