Vehicular Dysmorphia

A mental illness involving obsessive focus on a perceived flaw on ones vehicle.

The flaw may be minor or imagined. But the person may spend hours a day trying to fix it. The person may try many cosmetic procedures or wrench to excess.

Dude, Johnny just rolled the car out the lot and is already “fixing” a bunch of things on it. I think he has Vehicular Dysmorphia.

HagSexual

Young men who are into older women. Usually with a age gap of 20 and up.

Did you hear how little jimmy has a thing for Ms.Jennings from down the street? I think he’s a hagsexual