A gromby is a 24-year-old man who usually owns 2-3 expensive items but can't afford anything else and lives poorly.
Can't afford a 5 dollar pizza but you're rolling around in a 09 BMW? Fucken Gromby
A Crip is a half English half British speaking man, with extreme down syndrome. He is known to treat white women over the age of 50 poorly.
Dude, You gotta take your mom home... a Crip just walked in.