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A town in Austria. Seriously! There really is a town by that name! If the town had a football team named after a certain bird, they'd be the Fucking Bustards, wouldn't they!
Be careful to pronounce it correctly. It rhymes with "booking"! It is a village in the municipality of Tarsdorf, in the Innviertel region of western Upper Austria. The village is 21 miles north of Salzburg, 2.5 miles east of the German border.
Its road signs are a popular visitor attraction, and were often stolen by souvenir-hunting tourists until 2005, when they were modified to be theft-resistant.
The settlement was founded in the 6th century by Focko, a Bavarian nobleman. The existence of the village was documented for the first time in 1070 and historical records show that some twenty years later the lord of the village was Adalpertus de Fucingin.
The spelling of the name has evolved over the years; it is first recorded in historical sources with the spelling as Vucchingen in 1070, Fukching in 1303, Fugkhing in 1532, and in the modern spelling Fucking in the 18th century, which is pronounced with the vowel oo as in book.
The ending -ing is an old Germanic suffix indicating the people belonging to the root word to which it is attached, thus Fucking means "(place of) Fockoรขยยs people."
As you drive towards the village you see a sign stating the name, with a picture of two children underneath it and the motto "Please, not so fast".
Fucking does a big trade in T-shirts with the name of the town in amusing sentences:
"My parents went to Fucking Austria and all I got was this Fucking T-shirt!"
"I like Fucking in Austria!"
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Sleep sex, or sexsomnia, is having sex while you're asleep. It is related to sleepwalking or sleep eating. The person who does it has no recollection of it in the morning, though they may have a feeling of sexual satisfaction.
Little is known about it, as there needs to be more research on it, but it seems to occur most often in people who have suppressed their need to have sex during the day, or who have an unfulfilled love for someone.
Because of the proximity of other sleeping family members, father-daughter or brother-sister coupling may result. It is dangerous to wake a sleepwalker, so the best method of handling the situation is usually to simply wait until it is over.
My brother walks in his sleep, and lately he has been getting into my bed. I'm wondering if he's going to start having sleep sex one of these nights.
I woke up in the morning feeling wet between my thighs, and a large wet patch on the bed. I'm wondering if I indulged in sleep sex during the night.
In the morning I woke up in my father's bed, feeling as though I had just had sleep sex. My father had my lipstick smeared on his lips and cheek, but he does not have any memory of it.
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In recent years there has been a development of couples having sex in public, for the extra thrill of being daring, and doing it in front of others.
It has been happening in cars for some time, but recently it has become permissible to do it at parties, on beaches, in parks (depending on the country) and on trains and buses.
Sometimes total strangers have been molested, in the hope of sex, and there are many videos on the net of train sex.
Hey honey, for an extra thrill let's go to that party and have public sex tonight.
Oh sis, you should have seen it! This couple were having public sex right in front of the hotel! It was so erotic, I had to join in!
Mummy, look at those two! Oh don't look, honey! Why not, Mum? Public sex is wonderful!
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Train sex is a phrase of recent origin. It arose in places with overcrowded trains, especially Japan and India, where "accidental" bumping of hips, bottom and genitals developed into obviously deliberate molestation, and finally penetration.
The practice has spread to other public transport and other crowded areas such as concerts, and has spread to other countries as well. Young schoolgirls in uniforms are especially targeted.
One factor for its development included the tendency of many Japanese women to be subservient or submissive and not to complain or protest, to avoid embarrassment. Other factors were the loneliness of both the molester and his victim, and the gentle persistence of the molestor until his victim was aroused.
In Japan, a male who molests and initiates sex on trains is called a "chikan" and a female who does so is called a "chijo".
I'm so sad. I rode back and forth on the Tokyo trains all day, hoping for train sex, but I didn't get molested once!
I'm sorry officer, I was inspired by the fact that there are so many videos of train sex on the internet, and I thought I'd try it too.
Teacher, I was late for school, because someone started molesting me on the train, and I didn't want to get off at my stop, in case he wanted train sex.
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