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A person that is very incompetent, more commonly known as a fool.
shut up you spanjabber.
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The act of pretending to have violent anal sex with someone whilst screaming "T1!!!"
(whilst pretending to have violent anal sex with someone) "TEEEEEE ONNEEE!!!!"
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Ranging from when the original mini went out of production. This phrase is then called when any mini comes into view or is spotted and the caller may punch any number of his company without danger of them retaliating. This can only be done once per mini per person.
*mini comes into sight*
Caller: Mini punch no return!!!
*punches member(s) his friends^
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A term used when one evacuates their bowels in a particularly furious manner, and in doing so gets fecal matter UNDERNEATH the toilet seat.
Man... Rufus just unleashed the horizontal bowl blaster and completely ravaged your toilet.
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A collectable card game in which two or more players battle each other using creatures, spells, artifacts, and enchantments. You can win in several ways:
1. Each player starts with 20 life. If one player's life total drops to 0 or less, they lose.
2. You can "deck" your opponent, meaning his library of cards is depleted and he can no longer draw.
3. If a player has 10 poison counters on them, they lose. This was a half-formed concept in earlier sets and is now extinct.
4. Your opponent can concede, or give up. This is often done when a player realizes that his situation is hopeless and decides to spare both players the wait of playing the whole thing out.
Magic is easily the most prolific and well known CCG ever. While other games have came along that might sell more than magic, such as Pokemon or Yu Gi Oh, these eventually (will) disappear as the players mature and move on to Magic, which has endured for 10 years.
Magic the gathering is cardboard crack
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A vile receptical used by morbidly obese, Jabba the Hutt type people who are immobile and consequently must keep something nearby in which to relieve their bowels and bladder.
Mike Spencer never leaves his chair and uses a poop jug, which is probably never emptied or cleaned.
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A Jewel in the crown of yorkshire, The city of Wakefield adds a whole new meaning to the phrase: "a typical night out", anything could happen. You could get attacked, have your first homosexual experience or even get together with your own sister/brother. Welcome to Wakefield, the nightlife is... interesting.
typical Saturday workplace conversation...
Person 1: "I'm off out round shakey wakey tonight"
Person 2: "what, through choice?"
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