nap jag

To jerk off during a nap or in order to take a nap

I managed to squeeze in a nap jag before wife got home.

I want tied enough to sleep so I did a quick nap jag to help.

Kissing Fish

Slang for lesbian, since vaginas smell like fish and they mash them together, like Kissing fishes do their lips.

Hey did you hear Jane is a kissing fish?

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