Grumlie

Noun: Name for a mischievious sockmonster living in feral abandon on the west coast of Canada. He was born in Montreal, Quebec, and christened with beer. Known to a wide range of fans, known as the Grumerians.

Verb: a type of dance involving a lot of vigorous lower body action and wild swinging of elongated arms.

1. What would Grumlie do? (Asked when confronted with a potentially boring or stressful situation)

2. To dance the Grumlie.

3. Wow, he was doing the Grumlie and she was all over him like a magnet to iron filings, or a mouth to manly tea!

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manly tea

Manly tea is the act of quaffing back sturdy strong and virile tea with another testosterone-rich human. The tea should be consumed in an area close to a welding bench, woodsaw, and other tools. A finish of sawdust is comparable to the crema of coffee, and the quality of tea can thus be assessed by the character and density of the sawdust finish. The cup should be heavily marked by grease from a machine or bicycle chain.

A Manly Tea includes some of the following fine ferocious constructions:

Iron-filing Tea.
Beer Tea.
Man-cave Mineral-Rich Tea.
Limestone and Granite Glacial Tea.

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