beer mathematics

Used to define a person's inability to count (particularly beers) when intoxicated.

Guy 1: How many beers have I got?
Guy 2: You've got 2. You drunk 2
Guy 1: But I had 4
Guy 2: I know. you drank 2, and you've got 2 left
Guy 1: So there's 2 empty ones left, and 2 unempty ones?
Guy 2: What the hell is unempty?
Guy 3: XD I fucking love beer mathematics

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dracula

The number four. Named so due to the song used to teach young children how to count in French; "un, deux, trois, dracula!".

"What's the time?"
"Half past dracula"

"I'll see your three hundred, and I'll raise it to dracula"

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twelvty

Whatever number you like. Used in numerous instances, like suggesting a lot, or if you can't be arsed to figure out the actual number.

"What's the time?"
"Uhh.. about twelvty?"

"I heart you twelvty"

"Bloody hell, there's a group of about twelvty chavs over there"

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