Dutch Drum Machine

A nickname given to any Dutch drummer that plays metal.

Michael from God Dethroned is such a Dutch drum machine!

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Cryptic Age

An incredible Yorkshire folk metal band that is made up one of Yorkshire man, one Manx keyboardist, one southerner and one Dutch drum machine.

Ensiferum: Hey guys, don't forget our show tonight. We're been supported by a Yorkshire metal band called Cryptic Age.

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Valkyrian Music

A music review site that deals in metal ad various other forms of non-popular music such as punk rock, hard rock and industrial. It is most noted for having a dig at Cher Lloyd in its radio jingle as well as getting into trouble with several bands for writing negative reviews.

Cher Lloyd: I can't believe those Valkyrian Music idiots mocked me!

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