Goose Tits

Boobies that are so large they droop in the bra and make men stare until their brains explode. The kind of boobies that have many veins and large nipples. The best kind.

Guy1: Wow look at that girls tits.

Guy2: Ya man those are Goose Tits, I can tell they have some big ole nipples.

Guy1: And veins.

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Twizzler Clit

A girl that has a long winding clitoris. It has been known to poke unlucky muckers in the eye. If one has a gap in the teeth it can be used to fit the Twizzler Clit in the gap to stimulate.

Guy 1: Hey is true about that girls clit.

Guy 2: Ya man, Twizzler Clit to the max poked me in the eye.

Guy 1: Nice!, too bad you didn't have a gap or you could have put that in your teeth.

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