Spawniversary

1. The celebration of your spawning
2. The celebration of the realization of your corporeal existence (see also: Corporealization Day)
3. Birthday

"HAPPY SPAWNIVERSARY, BRO! I got you a case of Laphroig 21."
"Holy ferkin' snit! That must have cost a fortune!“
“It's all good, I have a grove of money trees, and no kids."

corporealization day

1. Birthday
2. Spawniversary

“Happy Corporealization day, butthole!“
“Oh, thanks! How did you afford this?"
" Robbed a rich dude."