semitics

Adjective: used in the world of Finance, Movie Production, Mortgage Lenders, and Used Car Salesmen.

Noun (plural): used to describe an entire class of stingy banks that overcharge for fees

Adjective:

Frequently mistaken for semantics this word has a similar yet more descriptive meaning to incorporate the theory that the entire financial institution is ran by the Jewish Culture.

Hey Bob , can you look over the semitics of this loan package, I want to make sure we are charging him as much as possible.

I don't like the semitics of this loans terms, it sounds too much like the Jews have started a mafia.

Understanding the semitics we can see that this particular bank will not allow you to obtain a loan until you have completed 200 hours of synagogue, have a circumcision and at least $10,000 dollars cash after making your down payment.

After learning about semitics I finally understood it is better to buy things with CASH that way I can jew them down to a better price

Semitics Semantics they are all the same either way you will pay 87% Interest above the total cost of the loan.

That bank is ran by a bunch of Semitics.

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Fobulous

Fobulous - Description for Fobbit ( or one who never leaves the confines of a military post while serving in a combat zone ).

An adjective used to describe a geardo (one who buys one of every tactical clothing, weapon accessory, molle pouch, or other items in the px as long as it states Spec Ops, Blackwater, or Special Forces even though the items purchased will never be used outside of the fob)
Examples -

Sgt Snuffy is looking absolutely fobulous in all of the new combat gear that he bought at the PX.

The offices at the base are absolutely fobulous

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memeson

a word used in place of reason describing the reason why you cannot save images from facebook to prevent people from becoming memes.

i thought there was a meamson why i couldnt save this persons profile pic, of them holding two cans of natural light, a joint, and about to do a line of coke with a needle hanging out of his arm.

memesons are that you should have used a computer to make mockery memes of someone. just how do you think the pink shirt guy came about.