Gubbins

'a Gubbins' -a person posessing 'Gub' -that indefinable thing that sets some apart.

Yes Gubbins, pomme de terre my good friend

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cocklogic

the natural method of decision making employed by the male of the homosapien species

cocklogically i should definately keep peering down her top.

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knobsense

the use of cocklogic, when inebriated, to pick a potential victim for an evening's mating.

i put me willy in a minger -it was utter knobsense.