Emil

Has the thiccest butt and the most cheesepuffs in his neckbeard when the ladys leave his moms basement they will for sure get tested Emil is always HIV positive but its all good cause he is like Freddy Mercury his dad left at a young age because he didnt like retards he has the nickname "Tommy 2 Chromosomes" in highschool what a ladys man

I frikkin hate that ~racial slurr~ emil

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Finn

Usually the whitest kid at your school even gets made fun of by the white kids (usually whiter then him) however Finns are always white they enjoy calling kids retarded and hunting for graves to poop on also has a collection of the U.S presidents feces on the rare occasion they have a child it is almost always named Kyle no breast milk only mountain dew they are most likely the spawn of incest but it does not show due to the lack of pigmentation if you meet a Finn step away quickly for your own safety if you get too close they will bite your pinky toe off

Broski 1:omg my dad has been in a terrible accident he lost his toe,Broski 2:oooh he threatened to shave Finns neckbeard

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