lemon party

this is when a group of old men are naked and give each other sexual pleasure. This can happen at any time or place it just depends if they’re in the mood, DO NOT GOOGLE THIS

OldMan1: hello kind sir would you like to come to my house for a lemon party?

OldMan2: oh yes i’m in the mood for that ;)

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Teacher

Normally an annoying cunt who enjoys looking at developing children, most teachers are mentally unstable and can’t handle teaching. There are some good teachers but only on rare occasions.

Child: My teachers kept staring at me today
Child2: He might be a nonse

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Face Time Fart

When you are on a face time and place the microphone near your anus and fart

Person1: Listen to this * puts microphone near anus*

Person2: Loses hearing from loud face time fart

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