Alarm

An Alarm is a morning routine comprised of the following steps:

1) Take a rip from a Juul
2) Without exhaling, take a rip from a bong
3) Still without exhaling, shotgun a beer
4) Exhale and enjoy!

The term is derived from the Alarm’s ability to wake the subject up from the sleeplike state of sobriety.

Yo, I set the Alarm for 5 minutes, esketit

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