Hypochondriac

Someone who suffers and acts like they have ousted off an injury very far.

Lily: 'OMG, I broke my toe!'
Catherine: 'No you didn't, you just cut it, you hypochondriac'

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Valva

A octopus-like growth on the outside of a woman's fat China. It has the scientific name of 'Valvaus Apparentus'. It is used for the Andolokingnol's intercourse, sexually.

Lily: 'Hey, check out my Valvaus Apparentus'
Catherine: 'Sure, I've always wanted to make sure my one was normal'

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