Hornets

those little flying assholes

I fucking hate hornets.

Karen

Ya know that middle aged white women throwing a tantrum at the store because the store has a policy requiring masks. That's a Karen in the wild, doing her natural habits.

Employee:sorry ma'am you'll have to wear a mask in order to shop.
Karen:THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS AND A VIOLATION OF MY 1ST AMENDMENT RIGHTS, I DEMAND TO SEE YOUR MANAGER!!!

Jockification

A rare mental condition consisting of a geek/nerd/you turning into a jock/preppie who may or may not be a douchebag. Incubation is 2 months while the process takes a minimum of 1 year and is usually related to puberty.

Girl:OMG Daniel was a nerd back in Middle school, now he's swole and a douchebag , what happened?
Me: A classic case of Jockification