VirginDick

When your penis has a mind of its own and doesn’t let you have sex

Why the hell do you have a VirginDick it doesn’t want to fit in my vagina and it doesn’t want to get hard either, my dog probably has a bigger penis than yours

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tacosaurus

A taco eating fat ass human who's single and only watches food network

You are the biggest tacosaurus

loop my loop

Wrap your asshole around my asshole

Can you loop my loop