The female version of Blue Balls.
My partner has been such a tease and holding out... I got Blue Labes and need some sexual relief now!
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When a woman's clit is so sensitive it hurts.
My wife complained she had a clittyache and wouldn't let me touch her.
Excessive and confused state of mind while texting.
I just got back from the doctor and was diagnosed with Digimentis Excessus Inconditusitis because my smart phone held an intervention in me last night.