Pasta

It’s a good simil to talk about penis shape without people knowing

My boyfriend’s pasta is so small I can’t even taste it
My boyfriend’s pasta is a nice round rigatoni

-How was yesterday’s dinner with your BF?
+Really well, I had two pasta dishes iykwim

Pasta

Great code word for penis

-How is your relationship with your boyfriend?
-It’s great since he has a great dish of pasta

My boyfriend’s pasta is like macaroni after the rigatoni I could enjoy with my ex