diddle

To "do," as in fornicate.

"Did I mention that I wanted to diddle Nicole?"

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Meat Hook

Implement at the end of a female's arm used to snare men.

Jesus, I can't believe she's had her meat hooks into every ginger man in the company!

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cuntburger

A woman who is beyond a cunt, she is a CUNT with all the trimmings, lettuce, mayo, relish, tomato, and her own special sauce; derogatory for a woman who is a self-absorbed narcicisstic cunt; a cunt with double cheese.

An hour of her running that staff meeting, and I felt like I had gone through the drive-thru window at Wendy's and ordered a cuntburger with everything on it.

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goo monkeys

Winged monkeys from the Wizard of Oz who swoop down, masturbate, marking their territory and then flying away.

I walked into my dorm room and nearly slipped in all the spooge. The goo monkeys must have landed last night.

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princess tiny meat

A male who struts royally about the locker room or shower area sporting a Hormel cocktail weenie between his legs that is of no consequence.

He comes out of the pool, whips off that red Speedo, and parades about in full Princess Tiny Meat fashion.

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dom the phenom

an amazing awesome girl with tons of looks and charm.

dom the phenom is practically perfect in every way

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Double Mac Davis

An old thing from the 1970's, still sporting that frizzy mop, who is red-faced, drunk, and usually in velour jogging suits; frequently found at stop and rob convenience stores, buying cigarettes and alcohol, singing old tunes and making eyes at the ladies.

I can't even buy a Slurpee without tripping over that Double Mac Davis. Why doesn't he move to Phoenix and just melt to the tan interior of his Cadillac El Dorado?

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