When a gay friend pokes you in the ass when he thinks you aren't looking, but really actually hopes that you see him.
Grass "Hey look at my macbook" *Pokes your ass*
Friend "Ouch, wtf was that?"
Grass "Sorry that was my cat! Definitely not me."
Friend "Are you trying herpafauna on me?"
Grass "Wtf is that?"
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