Chumping

'Chumping' is gathering wood for Bonfire Night.

Come on, it's Bonnie Night next week. Let's go chumping.

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Stonkina

Actually from a little remembered sketch show called 'Up To Something', not 'The Mary Whitehouse Experience'.

She was the assistant of David Schneider's useless magician called (I think) Mr Zero Talent. Token Stonkina was played by Frances Dodge, also of CITV show 'Ghost Train' and had fantastic legs.

It refers to any eastern European lady who could help you create magic.

Maria Sharapova is a stonkina.

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