Fuck Taylors

Sneakers that look like Converse Chuck Taylor All-Stars, but aren't. They're sometimes cheaper, and sometimes cooler; if you wanna look a little different, but still rock a classic style.
For instance: Pro-Keds, PF Flyers...

I fucken puked all over those kelly green Fuck Taylors that I bought in Germany. Ruined!

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Quote Criminal

A person who doesn't think of their own jokes, and instead repeats funny lines from popular comedies. Quote criminality heavily coincides with overuse of the internet, and too many stacks of DVDs in the perps apartment. Dave Chappelle, Family Guy, Napolean Dynamite, Ali G., and Monty Python are all regular tools of the quote criminal.

"'I'm Rick james, bitch!' 'Ow... Ow... Ow... Ow... Ow...'"
"Jeff, stop being such a goddamn quote criminal!"
"Very nice!"
"Alright, I'm leaving."

"I left the party because these quote criminals got drunk and started acting out entire Monty Python routines. Ugh!"

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e-lebrity

An internet celebrity. Someone who is famous for what they do online (blog, for instance).

My blog got 95 views today. I'm a total e-lebrity! LOLZ.

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Hood Vision

When you can't fathom the idea of a world existing outside of your neighborhood. A small town mentality in the middle of a city.

Motherfucker's got a case of hood vision and can't imagine coming *all the way* to Jackson Ward from Oregon Hill.

People in Williamsburg have hood vision. They think the L is the only train line in Brooklyn.

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Choad Mosey

When a pedestrian takes their sweet time crossing the street, and holds up traffic, they are doing a choad mosey.

This guy was texting while sauntering through the crosswalk, doing the choad mosey.

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Slut-Butt

A cigarette butt, often a Marlboro Light, with lipstick on the filter.

I knew Deirdre had been over because there were a bunch of nasty-ass slut-butts in the ashtray.

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Unfortch

An abbreviation of "unfortunately."

Thanks for the invite, unfortch, I've already got plans.

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