Also "Lowded."
When a place is loud and crowded, it is lowded.
We left after one drink, the bar was too louded.
The female version of a sausage party. Pronounced like "buffet."
The party was a total muffet - six girls per one guy.
Post-hook up worry about things being weird because you hooked up with that person. Feeling bad because you had sex that might not have been a good idea.
"I just did one of my ex's friends and am now suffering from sexistential angst."
"I've got some pretty bad sexistential angst, wondering how long I should wait before I call this dude."
the nasty farts you rip when you've gotta take a dump. smells worse because the fart is passing over the turd lodged in your ass. also known as an "omen fart."
i knew we'd have to pull off at the next rest stop, because shauna had been blowing off a log for the last five miles and i had to roll down the window.
a fart that makes you realize that you have to take a dump.
i had to rush into starbucks and rock the bathroom after i had an omen fart on the sidewalk in front.
Sweater robe. One of those belted, thigh-length sweaters that princessish girls who drive Saturns wear.
I thought that girl in my History class was cute until the first cool day this September when she showed up in a swobe. Game over!
Also "Louded."
When a place is loud and crowded, it is lowded.
We left after one drink, the bar was too lowded.