Bazy Critch

A nice way of saying "Crazy Bitch."

My boss just texted me twice to remind me about the new store hours...the ones that are posted on the counter right by the register. What a bazy critch.

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Boat Casual

A dressed-down preppy who is still wearing fancy clothes. Like if they were going out in their boat, and were scared that the surf would be rough and get them all wet, so they wore Topsiders, khaki shorts, and a t-shirt from a 10K race from eight years ago.
Definitely a WASPy Dad look.

His Dad was kickin' it boat casual on the back deck by the grill, getting barbecue sauce on that old pair of Dockers shorts that he wears whenever he does yardwork.

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Daisy Dudes

Short shorts on a man, especially if they are jean shorts. The male equivalent of Daisy Dukes.

H-Boo got a big-ass hole in the knee of his jeans and cut 'em off, but they're all short, so he's wearing Daisy Dudes!

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Cincinnati Splitter

When the seam of a guy's tight pants separates his dick from his balls, or his balls from one another.
Anytime that a man's genitals are divided by the seam of some tight pants.

I got rid of those jeans because I realized I was walking around with a Cincinnati Splitter.

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paypal walk of shame

The act of paying for something that you drunkenly bought on eBay.

I got a couple beers in me and bid on a George Michael LP, now I have to do the Paypal walk of shame.

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Spock Rocker

Oft-associated with the emo and screamo scenes.

A punk/indie musician or fan whose fashion sense makes them look like Star Trek Vulcan, Dr. Spock. Spock Rockers often have pasty skin, and favor undersized shirts, highwater pants, clunky, dark shoes, and a helmet of dyed black hair.

Some Spock-Rockers prefer shotgun blast hairstyles, gelling their hair into forms of bedhead that look like the exit wounds of, well, a shotgun blast.

The Spock Rock look reached its peak of popularity in the late '90s with teens and young adults who were fans of bands like The Locust, websites like MakeoutClub.com, and gatherings such as hardcore festivals.

There were all these Spock Rockers at the show at the Che in San Diego.

Pokez has a virtual Spock Rock wall of fame near the register.

Is Greg on Vivalavinyl again? He's such a Spock Rocker!

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Fun Crusher Two-Flusher

A large, prolonged crap. It's no fun, and it's so big/smelly that it requires two flushes (generally a courtesy flush and a final flush).

"What, did ya fall in?"
"Sorry dude, fun crusher two-flusher."

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