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seconds

(n.) A second helping of something, such as food or blowjobs.

(n.) Products that have a fault, and have had the price adjusted accordingly. Manufacturers seconds.

I came back for seconds



I found some neat stuff in seconds- a shirt with three arms, trousers with one leg longer than the other, boxers with a hole in the back, boots without bottoms, it ruled!

by Gumba Gumba May 30, 2004


on steroids

When something is on steroids, it is more powerful than it could naturally become, because of some trigger.

That gym-trainer is on anabolic steroids.

The CLK-GTR is a mercedes-Benz on steroids.

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004


teletubby

1) Tinky winky, Dipsy, La La or Po. One of the teletubbies.

2) Someone who any combination of fat with the following- stupid, carries a handbag, has a fat mouth, has a stupid voice, is purple, has a television in their stomach, works for the BBC

You fucking teletubby!

by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004


teletubbies

Teletubbies is a CHILDRENS (yes, that's why it sucks-to all the other people who defined this- it's made for babies, go watch TV for people your own age, you faggots) television show created by the BBC. There are four telltubbies- Tinky Winky, Dispy, la la and Po. They live in a field in a strange houe, and educate children (there goes that word again) about shit that they really don't care about. It's actually commisioned by the Labour party to promote racial equality. Most of the time though, it gets boring once they switch their stomachs on.

I stepped on a rabbit; the teletubbies are gonna be pissed at me.

by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004


trucker cap

(n.) A variation of the baseball cap that is oversized and rectangular. Worn by truckers (obviously), kiddie fiddlers (often truckers anyway), white trash (often truckers, incestors and/or kiddie fiddlers), the crew of punk'd and people who think trucker hats are cool because someone on tv has them.

I bought a trucker cap and shades but now whenever children see me they hide behind their parents.

by Gumba Gumba June 13, 2004


double negative

A mixture of two negative words to create a negative ethos, which actually meakes a positive. A side effect of rapid speech.

"No nothing"

"Don't do nothing"

by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004


I'm hot and the bitches are getting cold

An alternative to saying 'hurry up and get ready' when preparing for a night out, that will end in sex with waiting females. Said between males, or jokingly from a female to a male.

Dan: Where's my shoes?
James: Over there, speed the fuck up!
Dan: When we brew the grolch
James: This isn't a fucking beer commercial.
Dan: You can't rush these things gentlemen. We leave it to chill, for a fuller tase.
James fuck your chill, I'm hot and the bitches are getting cold.
Dan: READY!

by Gumba Gumba June 06, 2004