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coconut

"Dark on the outside, white on the inside"


Slur used by minorities to describe other minorities who actually want to further themselves along the career ladder. Sometimes used by racist whites who likes to assume anyone not white belongs in the gutter.

"look at that coconut gettin' an education"


"black man in the army is usually a coconut"

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

12πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


ebay

An online auction venue site where

1) One can pick up several obscure, yet cool items that costs less than filling up your car

2) Postage and Packing costs more than the items themselves.

3) One may purchase the virginity of a young girl; a jar sneezed into by someone who caught cold from an ex-beatle; toast bitten into by Justin Timberlake and similar crap for absurd prices, but at least it overshaddows the postage.

4) You can find the items stolen from your house last week for less than the insurance gives you, thus making you richer.

5) You can garuantee at least 20 USD for balloon pumped up by fart gas.

6) Whatever you buy is garuanteed to be in worse condition than the picture

7) Something is always broken or missin, otherwise, you won't get it.

8)It states clearly in the rules that selling Item x is prohibited, but running a search for item x will result in several hundred results.

9) You may not purchase pictures of naked guys, but so long as a publication has at least one picture that is not of a naked woman, as many issues of playboy as you want.

10) One may get a higher price for the item on sale by bidding for with the same account that is selling, bar the number 1 added to the sellers account

11) One may purchase an extra day a week with one's child from one's ex-wife.

12) which money never returns.

Don't pay the postage- it's cheaper to fly to the seller and pick it up. Quicker too.

by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004

98πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


grease

1) 1979 movie rated the best musical ever. The big Break for John Travolta.

2)To kill someone.

It's got groove, it's got meaning.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

150πŸ‘ 90πŸ‘Ž


the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.

The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

123πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


berlin wall

(n.) After the USSR backed communists took over east Germany,a wall was created to run along the border to divide the two people. It ran through former (and now current) capital Berlin.

See warsaw pact

by Gumba Gumba May 19, 2004

203πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


spinoff

(n.) Any franchise which was born from a cameo of another franchise.

Angel was a spinoff of buffy.


All marvel chractors are spinoffs of another, except some adam/eve charactor that hasn't been seen since 1940.

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

99πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


legal eagle

(n.) winged creature that is alowwed to give evidence in a court of law.

(n.) Good legal representation. Stoic, good at manipulating facts to his or her advantage.

OMG the legal eagle is attacking the judge!

The legal eagle surveyed the defence, and noticed how the defendant became intimidated when someone got close to him, and began stuttering.

by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004

31πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž