Religious zealot

Usually called fundamentalists, these people tend to be the idiots that piss off atheists and lead them to be jerks in definitions like god and bible.


these people are oblivious to the obvious, and were ostracized from europe and russia, and sent to what is nowdays called the united states.

The USA is the proud home of religious zealots.

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umbungo

A 1980's fruit drink

Way down deep in the middle of the Congo, a hippo took an apricot, a
guava and a mango. He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty
tango.

The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo", Um Bongo, Um Bongo,
They drink it in the Congo.

The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin. The
parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.

So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle, They all
prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!

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american car

A car made in North America. Stereotyped to be large, ugly, slow, thirsty, poorly manufactured, terrible handling and shoddy. For the most part, this stereotype rings true. Just look at all the fanboys who defined corvette. It is a really awful car with shit handling, nil suspension, dreadful ride, alcoholic consumption, abismal comfort level, but these jackasses seems to like cheap cars that go well in staright lines, because american roads don't have corners.

Wow, 90K miles, isn't that a lot... /sarcasm


The cadillac has 99,995 miles on the clock. The scrap yard is six miles away, and I only have the energy to push it half a mile- see my dilema?

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be disgusting

(v.) To sit on the can, taking a crap whilst jacking off with the door open for all to see. Usually done by drunks at house parties.

Stop being disgusting


Don't be disgusting


He's being disgusting

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cliterature

An amalgamation of clit and literature. literature dealing with the clitoris, that is, pornography.

the internet is a good source of cliterature.

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Gibraltar

A rock on the end of Spain. Spanish Border Gaurds are notoriously harsh on Gringo Tourists who try to smuggle a few thousand ciggies accross.

I hate that short blonde woman who works on the border. Next time she stops me I shall rape her after work.

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Missy Elliott

not so ugly, but I'd still not feed her my meat. Maybe a little suck, ok.

work it bitch

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