freeuse

Freeuse refers to an item, tool, person or resource that is available for anyone to utilize freely without needing to seek permission or authorization from any entity or individual. The fundamental principle behind freeuse is that the object or person is openly accessible and indifferent to its usage status, meaning it can be picked up, fucked and employed by anyone at any time, regardless of whether it is currently in use or not and irrespective of what it is currently doing.

This concept emphasizes the absence of ownership barriers and the seamless accessibility of the item for communal benefit.

The term is often used in the porn industry to describe a person who is often engaged in some other normal activity that can be approached at will and fondled or screwed by the user. As much as possible the person being used tries to continue whatever they were doing and appearing indifferent to be fucked.

That is one weird household! All the girls are freeuse! I called to say hello to my friend Susanna, and she was casually being fucking by her stepson who had her bent over the kitchen table. Susanna and myself chatted away as she was drilled from behind!

for the mixers

Used to describe a person who isn't half wise. A complete nut job whose only chance of redemption is to visit the mixers or the men in white coats.

That Seamus fellow is for the mixers. He came to work today wearing two ties and odd shoes.

Pulling the front bumper off

To masterbate (for a male).

It is unbelievable! Marty just lost his job because he was caught in the office watching porn and pulling the front bumper off himself!