Killer Bean

The coolest coffee bean you will ever see in your life. Carries around two guns and is an expert in martial arts. Don’t mess with him or you will be “decaffeinated”. He also has a sports car on top of that. Basically a coffee bean version of James Bond.

Killer Bean is such a cool character, he is fun and sassy and fuchie. Ohhhh I want killer bean yummy yummy in my tummy tummy I want to be decaffeinated let me at em let me at em ohohohoho eat ‘em up eat ‘em up beans beans the cool fruit yummy.

Great Dorito War of 2014

A race war that centered between two tribes of Doritos™️. One of them was Nacho Cheese and the other was Cool Ranch. The Nacho Cheese tribe hated the Cool Ranch tribe simply because they were blue, and the leader of the Cool Ranch tribe hated blue. Ended in both sides losing as the War was a blast of flavor if you know what I mean.

There will never be another battle quite like The Great Dorito War of 2014.