clear the beach

Trimming or shaving the pubic area

I was so pissed off when i found out my roommate used my razor to clear the beach. I had to buy a new razor.

llama hoof

If a female were to have a front wedgie, the female version of a mooseknuckle.

I let my yoga-pants wearing girlfriend ride my horse, and when she got off she had the biggest llama hoof I ever saw. It put every cameltoe I ever saw to shame!