Canadian Handshake

When one Canadian of either sex promptly greats another Canadian with a hey buddy , or hey guy and the widely acceptable hey friend. Followed by a fart if male or queef if female into the other Canadians face.

Did you see them two flapperheads down by the lake, I think they are about to do a Canadian Handshake.

Flapperhead

A term to describe self obsessed Canadians ,based on imagery created by south park

Hey flapperhead I dont care how great your maple syrup is , stop flapping the bottom half of your head from the top.