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The assholes that get drinks at Starbucks. Not the normal customers, but the true fuckers that take delight in bullshit drinks and bullshit complaints.
Barista over the head seat: This starfucker in the drive through said itâs only 12 packs of sugar not the 13 he ordered. He wants a complete remake!
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Plowing a chick in the ass until poop shoots out like oil!
I ponder that ass like an oil rig pumps for oil! I was oilrigging!
A much cooler and better looking version of a Sergio.
Chick 1: damn! Look at that Sergio!
Chick 2: no girl, that ainât a Sergio, thatâs a Joey! He 10 times the yummy!
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A slutty wife. Normally has at least two ex husbands and is working on the third. She jumps from one to the next and cheats along the way.
Me: Man I was married once.
Friend: yeah what happened?
Me: she was a dirty Samantha, she had sex with at least two guys while we were married.
Friend: damn dude!
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A long shot or high volume of cum resempuling a rope.
Sally: I love cum! I love when itâs shot all over my face! Iâm a cum queen!
Jim: Thinking to himself - âI havenât cummed in days! I could definitely give her the ropes!â
The sexual act of preforming oral in a female as she takes a poop.
Dude1: My chick is so kinky! She loves the frontkin!
Dude 2: You nasty!
Dude 1: Thatâs why you ainât got a chick!
The state of being intoxicated way past shitty or shit faced. So drunk the house is moving!
Girl 1: Last night was bad for me! I was so drunk the walls were moving!
Girl 2: oh girl, you were shit housed drunk!