Hockey

The Best Sport on earth. Where else do full grown men battle on a sheet of ice with knives strapped to their feet, beating one another with Sticks, fights breaking out left and right, and hurling 3" of vulcanized rubber 100mph at a 6' by 4' net.... And people say football is rough.

Hockey is more than just a sport it is a way of life. Inspiring young men to let their flow grow and teaching them to role with the punches and don't be a b*tch. Unlike other athletes, hockey players will go into battle missing teeth and stitches beautifying their face.

Guy1: Did you see the Hockey game last night?

Guy2: Yea the Caps better take home the cup this year! Did you see Orlov take that beating and go right back into the game?

Guy1: Of course, but you know what they say. Soccer players pretend they're hurt, Hockey Players pretend they aren't.

Guy2: Damn right!

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