mm'ing

The act of fouling up an internet forum by posing useless hypotheticals, drudging up dormant shitstorms and posting innumerable polls with no conceivable purpose, merely to see your name in lights.

eugene: "What the hell happened to this forum?! It's like half of you are are mm'ing."

mm: "Poll: do you think this forum has gone downhill since my increased presence here, or not? Or does it not matter in the least? In any case, please respond. Or not."

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Mister S'ing

A reversal of gender roles during the sex act, wherein the male urethra becomes the receptable for the female clitoris in a tiny fury of minute penetration.

Brotha, you haven't lived til you've done some Mister S'ing!

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tiny fury

A male who thinks the ferocity of his phallic attack more than compensates for his lack of penile abundance.

She was laughing, until I laid the full might of my tiny fury on her pudendal lobes.

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