Pornflakes

A cereal, usually consumed naked at home during the day whilst surfing for filth on the web.

"What did you do yesterday Eoghan?"

"ahhh fuck all.... she was away so I had a couple of bowls of pornflakes"

"Nice one".

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Gunthering

Gunthering is a lifestyle choice. It is based around the unconditional love and grace of Gunther. It is the act of spreading his word through image, with Gunther's face posted up around the local community.

Gunther love spreader: "Have you been Gunthering and spreading Gunthers love and message?"

Soon to be Guntherer: "Who's Gunther?"

Gunther love spreader: "Gunther is the man who loves and respects all, we must spread his message of love and grace throughout the land"

Soon to be Guntherer: "That sounds awesome, how do I help?"

Gunther love spreader: "Just embrace Gunther and spread his message like me, that is all you need"

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