mini-oop

in basketball, an alley-oop from close range. Usually a set play that doesn't rely, like most alley-oops, on opportunity and eye-contact.

1. Coach: Okay there's 8 seconds left on the shot clock, 21 on the game clock and we're up by one. Let's play the percentages and run the mini-oop to Sammy. If it's not open Dre, keep on going through the lane and look for Lou or Dregou on the weakside for the medium jumper.

2. "Yeah man, BayBay gave me a mini-oop and picked up my new monitor on his way home from work."

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mini-oop

1. in basketball, an alley-oop from close range. Usually a set play that doesn't rely, like most alley-oops, on opportunity and eye-contact.

2. to do a small but impactful favor for someone

1. Coach: Okay there's 8 seconds left on the shot clock, 21 on the game clock and we're up by one. Let's play the percentages and run the mini-oop to Sammy. If it's not open Dre, keep on going through the lane and look for Lou or Dregou on the weakside for the medium jumper.

2. "Yeah man, BayBay gave me a mini-oop and picked up my new monitor on his way home from work. I finished the job ay 4:37AM."

hempterruption

- when one temporarily ceases multislacking to smoke weed, aka a slackers coffee break.

Hey, that's the third time you've called for a hempterruption dude! We'll never complete the Quest for the Living Spittle!

idiotsyncratic

1. Singularly dumb, uniquely stupid.

2. Wholly and utterly inappropriate.

3. Stupid, foolish

Ray Bob : So even though Bobby Jo left you for your father for 6 years and she had 4 kids with him, you're still taking her - and your new brothers and sisters back? That's idiotsyncratic, dude, no one but you could make that move.

Jay Bob: Thanks Ray Bob, I knew you'd back me up.

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El Presidumbo

President Donald Trump

Citizen J : "The way things are goin' in the courts with "Peacock Paul" Manafort and "The Bumbler's Bimbo Bagman" Michael Cohen - El Presidumbo Trump will have to build his wall RIGHT around the White House."

Dr. Suess

feigned slip of the tongue, used to introduce people with doctorates who you, personally, don't rate.

Harvey: Norman, I'd like you to meet my esteemed colleague, Dr. Suess - I mean - Dr. Losifer.

Norman: I'm sure it's a pleasure to meet you Dr. Losifer.

Dr. Losifer: Norman, any friend of whatshisname is -. Anyway Norman, just call me Phil. How do YOU spell Dr. Seuss?

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Boganvillia

floral name for Australia

Empty hipster : I'd vote for Tony Abbott. He might not be smart but he's hard-headed!

Kid Kerouac : Yeah and we can build a fence around the country and rename it Boganvillia.