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A slurry of shit and urine that's been stewing in a porta potty at the Texas State Fair in 100° weather.
Don't go in there, somebody left a manafort that's unflushable.
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Pretending to be philanthropic and charitable.
Mary offered to water my plants while I was working but she was manafort the whole time by sleeping with my husband.
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A seductive criminal specialty involving greed, self-promotion, and peddling access to power, devised to fuel a gilded lifestyle.
His manaforte for padding his own resume and pocketbook led him from pinnacle to pit in a very short timeframe.
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The act of falsifying official documents for positive political or personal gain. Usually done in Adobe PDF.
“I’ve been Manaforting receipts all morning in order to turn this $1,500 tax bill into a refund!”
Also: Manafort: “Paul Manafort didn’t know how to Manafort his own financial statements, so he got Rick Gates to Manafort them for him.”
Also: Manaforted: “Linda was quick to replace the real bank records with the ones she had Manaforted earlier in the day.”
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When you climb into someone’s asshole and use them as a human meat suit.
Yuppie 1: Did you hear the recent news? Russia Paul Manafort’ed Paul Manafort!
Yuppie 2: Oh yeah, Putin climbed straight into his asshole and used him like a human meat suit.
Yuppie 1: Yeah!
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