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manafort

A slurry of shit and urine that's been stewing in a porta potty at the Texas State Fair in 100Β° weather.

Don't go in there, somebody left a manafort that's unflushable.

by SimianFriday February 16, 2017

73πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


manafort

Pretending to be philanthropic and charitable.

Mary offered to water my plants while I was working but she was manafort the whole time by sleeping with my husband.

by Ladyomygod August 19, 2018

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


manaforte

A seductive criminal specialty involving greed, self-promotion, and peddling access to power, devised to fuel a gilded lifestyle.

His manaforte for padding his own resume and pocketbook led him from pinnacle to pit in a very short timeframe.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2018

39πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Manaforting

The act of falsifying official documents for positive political or personal gain. Usually done in Adobe PDF.

β€œI’ve been Manaforting receipts all morning in order to turn this $1,500 tax bill into a refund!”

Also: Manafort: β€œPaul Manafort didn’t know how to Manafort his own financial statements, so he got Rick Gates to Manafort them for him.”

Also: Manaforted: β€œLinda was quick to replace the real bank records with the ones she had Manaforted earlier in the day.”

by LineMom February 24, 2018

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Paul Manafort

When you climb into someone’s asshole and use them as a human meat suit.

Yuppie 1: Did you hear the recent news? Russia Paul Manafort’ed Paul Manafort!
Yuppie 2: Oh yeah, Putin climbed straight into his asshole and used him like a human meat suit.
Yuppie 1: Yeah!

by Troutsfirgump December 6, 2017

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž